An Old Classic

An old classic geek joke, ala USENet (a 1998 rec.humor.funny post):

better !pout !cry

better watchout

lpr why

santa claus < north pole > town

cat /etc/passwd >list

ncheck list

ncheck list

cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist

cat list | grep nice > giftlist

santa claus < north pole > town

who | grep sleeping

who | grep awake

who | grep bad || good

for (goodness sake) {

be good

}

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